10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.
6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
2007-11-25 20:11:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made my Day
Thanks for the laugh
2007-11-25 20:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so true. And puts me in th mood for chcoclate. Heres's a top ten list a friend sent me. TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS... 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
2016-05-25 23:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uber Duber Funny
2007-11-25 20:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is great! Being pregnant right now this rings more true! Candy, especially chocolate, rules! Thank goodness my daughter went trick or treating this year!
2007-11-25 20:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny those top ten reason are great and so true i love the part you can do all the neighborhood
2007-11-25 20:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-25 20:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is better than sex.
Unless you get sex at every house you trick or treat.
2007-11-25 20:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by CRZHRSE2002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. I like #4.
2007-11-25 20:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm almost a month too late
2007-11-25 20:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by lyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-25 22:01:35 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋