Entertainment & Music - 23 November 2007

2007-11-23 10:29:47 · 14 answers · asked by Mango Muncher 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:29:40 · 5 answers · asked by deshonna b 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:29:05 · 55 answers · asked by Mango Muncher 6 in Polls & Surveys

Since it's an anti god, anti christianity movie?

2007-11-23 10:27:35 · 11 answers · asked by Candice 1 in Movies

2007-11-23 10:27:20 · 1 answers · asked by Mango Muncher 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine are smelling like seaweed right now!

funnily enough the last time i asked a question about farting was when mine were smelling of seaweed!! they don't always smell like that, i swear!!

2007-11-23 10:27:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:23:21 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...it's already dry and it's only been 11 months since we got it. cheapass tree...probably made in China with lead paint too.

2007-11-23 10:23:11 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

thought about and missed like crazy all day?????

2007-11-23 10:23:02 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:23:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An older couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it.

When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave.

Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicare."

2007-11-23 10:22:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have to make a survey for a school report on Christmas Down Under, and I haven't got any ideas for questions. Please help me! (They can be opinionated and knowledge-testing, either with yes or no results or like 3 or 4 choices) thank you so much!
even if you only have one it'll help

2007-11-23 10:22:08 · 4 answers · asked by meow. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:22:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:21:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After a few days, the Lord calls Adam to him, and says, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to start kissing Eve."
"Yes Lord, but what's a kiss?"
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam takes Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerges and says, "Lord that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replies, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve."
And Adam says, "Lord, what's a caress?"
So the Lord gives Adam a brief description and Adam again goes behing the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returns smiling and says, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."
And the Lord says, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve."
And Adam says, "Lord, what's making love?"
So the Lord again gives Adam directions, and Adam goes behind the bush with Eve.
But this time he reappears in two seconds. Adam says, "Lord, what's a headache?"

2007-11-23 10:19:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,"Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

2007-11-23 10:18:17 · 20 answers · asked by x Queen Bee x 3 in Jokes & Riddles

….should I have tied my bath robe shut? I love the Lord just like the next guy but these people wouldn’t take a hint even after I bent over to pick up my newspaper.

Oh, by the way I found a new place to put the rubber bands from my newspaper. hehehe

2007-11-23 10:17:52 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I SURE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!! I personally think that she was the best female character on CSI. She and Grissom were the best couple too! And they were going to get married!!!!! Are they still engaged????? I don't think i'll watch new CSI: Las Vegas episodes until Jorja Fox comes back, unless she has something to do with the particular episode. I will only watch the old ones. (I'm very stubborn aren't I?) I am FURIOUS with that show right now!! I pray and hope Sara comes back!!!!!

2007-11-23 10:17:44 · 9 answers · asked by Samantha 2 in Drama

who had been without sex for several years, decided that they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you?"

The second old man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

The first man asked, "How's that?"

"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"

2007-11-23 10:17:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3
dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage
free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says, " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign.
It reads, "I only need another $ 10.00 to move back to Mexico "

2007-11-23 10:16:53 · 4 answers · asked by Noodles [{Trashy but Classy}] 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I just put mine up today. I guess you could call it a 'tradition' in my family to put the tree up the day after Thanksgiving.

2007-11-23 10:16:48 · 20 answers · asked by Distance Runner 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:16:45 · 16 answers · asked by dccuttie75 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:16:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:14:46 · 21 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

i like it and i heard it on a PS3 commerical!

2007-11-23 10:14:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I like Wario.

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2007-11-23 10:14:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't stand huge crowds and I'm bound to get angry if somebody tries to take something I wanted so it's probably best I stay out of stores today LOL.So What is your reason?

2007-11-23 10:14:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 10:13:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John and J to do next challenge again water based.only 8 stars to get now .

2007-11-23 10:13:00 · 11 answers · asked by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 in Reality Television

its apologize but wats the artist???

2007-11-23 10:12:42 · 2 answers · asked by Elisia Z 1 in Other - Music