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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,"Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

2007-11-23 10:18:17 · 20 answers · asked by x Queen Bee x 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

ha ha ha Dolly x

2007-11-23 10:32:58 · update #1

20 answers

omg this isnt in currents,,.....whats up have you lost your mind..again ..reported to john belushi

2007-11-23 10:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by dollyk 6 · 1 2

WoW!! What a letter! We donot understand Why you think of W is a depraved one., particular it is your Will and desire to precise your opinion , while, to date as we are worried W is a huge letter ,as that's linked with a solid Wishfuls like workers, Wages, Wealth, Water, Win and so on and so on and above those form of ofcourse is "spouse'

2016-10-17 22:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-23 10:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Good one Busy.Got a similar one about two deaf people that I might email you

2007-11-23 10:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 1 0

lol, good one.
I think I'm going to use that method with my husband,
it'll be funny to see my son going back and forward
giving the messages.

☺♥☺

2007-11-23 10:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

That's hilarious

2007-11-23 11:05:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ah, hilarious! I know one similar to that, but the codeword was 'washing machine'. lol

2007-11-23 10:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by purpleconfused 2 · 3 0

Nice one!

2007-11-23 11:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1 0

Nice one Busy! LOL!

2007-11-23 10:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Kev 7 · 1 0

PMSL....If only all men were happy with just that.
10/10

2007-11-23 10:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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