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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.
They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3
dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage
free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says, " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
Jose shows Carlos his sign.
It reads, "I only need another $ 10.00 to move back to Mexico "

2007-11-23 10:16:53 · 4 answers · asked by Noodles [{Trashy but Classy}] 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

hahahaha

soooo funny

I gotta star this and pass it around

cheers

2007-11-23 10:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1 0

real funny thanx for the laugh

2007-11-23 18:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by younggramma 3 · 0 0

Nice one ^.^

2007-11-23 18:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Joodlez 2 · 0 0

lol cool =)

2007-11-23 18:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by †a|in 3 · 0 0

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