After a few days, the Lord calls Adam to him, and says, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to start kissing Eve."
"Yes Lord, but what's a kiss?"
So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam takes Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerges and says, "Lord that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replies, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve."
And Adam says, "Lord, what's a caress?"
So the Lord gives Adam a brief description and Adam again goes behing the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returns smiling and says, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss."
And the Lord says, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve."
And Adam says, "Lord, what's making love?"
So the Lord again gives Adam directions, and Adam goes behind the bush with Eve.
But this time he reappears in two seconds. Adam says, "Lord, what's a headache?"
2007-11-23 10:19:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhahahaaaaaa....so please tell me too...i need a cure for them....lmao
2007-11-23 14:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To the chick hu dont understand the headache bit um for a woman not to have sex the usual reason why she dont want to is because she has a headache even if she dont its just a reson not too
very funny joke pmsl
2007-11-23 19:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And Adam got a tablet from Moses.
2007-11-25 14:06:45 · answer #3 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell Adam to come to my house. I can show him what a headache is!!!
2007-11-23 20:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-23 18:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 06:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some things never change! *star*
2007-11-23 20:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now thats good and oh so true lol
2007-11-23 18:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I laughed a little too loudly - but it was good!!
2007-11-23 18:25:44 · answer #9 · answered by purpleconfused 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I must be the only one here who gets this!
2007-11-23 18:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
10/10
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2007-11-23 21:46:40 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋