Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2007

A man walked in a bar and asked for ten shots of whiskey.

The bartender lined them up, and the man proceeded to down all ten in about two minutes.

After he was done, the bartender asked him, "Hey, what was the occasion?" "I just got my first bl*w job," replied the man.

The bartender said, "Great, let me buy you another shot of whiskey." "No," the man said. "If ten shots won't kill the taste, nothing will."

2007-11-22 20:34:20 · 13 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on the front porch one afternoon, when one comments on how his arthritis has been a problem of late. "What medication do you use?", he asks the other. At this, the fellow thinks for a bit, then replies, "Oh, my memory is just terrible. Let's see. What's the name of that flower that grows on a long, thorny stem, and has lots of red petals and smells so nice?" His companion ventures. "A rose!" That's it!", he says as he turns toward the front door to ask, "HEY ROSE! What's the name of that arthritis medicine I've been using?!"

2007-11-22 20:33:14 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

i need your suggestions! i am moving and will never get the chance to say good-bye forever so i need your help! the only thing i can think of is for him to cut off all his pretty hair. that's how i forgot my last guy. best answer gets 10 points!

please no rude comments. serious answers only please.

2007-11-22 20:33:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

over spilt milk

2007-11-22 20:32:48 · 15 answers · asked by Deborah C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:31:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you are to choose 1 male and 1 female Celebrity that you would like to change their first name (that suits them), who would it be?

Sample answer:

Male: Brad Pitt - Robert Pitt
Female: Oprah Winfrey - Janice Winfrey

2007-11-22 20:30:44 · 4 answers · asked by Ken-Eros 6 in Celebrities

Example - Skoni kai Tripsila
Les ki eisai nyxta

2007-11-22 20:30:15 · 1 answers · asked by treefairy2 1 in Lyrics

I was injured while shaving ?

2007-11-22 20:28:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...Can you listen to someones story and cry along with them or smile along with them?
Can You actually feel their Pain or their Joy ?
Can you 'get' into their world for as long as they want you there?

Have you ever felt Someones Empathy ?

2007-11-22 20:27:26 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

are they extinct?

2007-11-22 20:27:24 · 32 answers · asked by HN7000S 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:27:06 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

John walked out onto the porch of the nursing home to inform his old buddies he was leaving the next day. One asked why he was leaving. John said " because I'm getting married. I'm going to marry a 20 year old beautiful blond". One of the friends said " John, don't do that, all that sex could kill a person". John said " If she dies she dies".

2007-11-22 20:26:02 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 20:25:50 · 10 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

better than those 2 bands. what do you think?

2007-11-22 20:25:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

A farmer`s friend came to visit an they were touring the barn yard when the friend noticed that a pig had a wooden leg. So he ask the farmer why does thst pig have a wooden leg? Oh that pig is a good pig you know what that pig did? I was plowing on the side of a hill and my tractor turned over an pened me underneith the tractor that pig busted out of the pen, dug a hole under the tractor grabed my coat and pulled me to safety just before the tractor burst into flames. That`s a good pig.
Yes but it still don`t tell me why it has a wooden leg . Well you know what that pig did one other time? In the middle of ihe night our house started on fire an that pig busted out of the pen again and busted our door down, woke me and my wife up, and we were able to save our kid`s and some of our belonging`s. That`s a good pig.

But it still dont tell me why it has a wooden leg. Well heck man, a good pig like that you wouldn`t want to eat him all at once Would you?

2007-11-22 20:23:13 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-22 20:23:02 · 18 answers · asked by b n r 2 in Rock and Pop

...it'll never be more than a dream? What is that dream for you?

2007-11-22 20:22:34 · 9 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

hell i'm 20 years old..and a huge nymph..so i don't have anything to worry about anytime soon..i'm just curious in general..why do you think it is?

2007-11-22 20:22:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my sis used to have this list of sad songs she used to listen to do you have any

2007-11-22 20:21:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:21:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've noticed more rude people in the Child & Pregnancy section than I have in any other section so far...

I can ask a simple, honest question and get all sorts of peeved mums basically saying stuff like I should have known better etc....

I mean, would I be asking for help on Y!A if I had known something beforehand???

What makes some of these ignorant mums so cranky? Is it because their own lives are just that 'sad'?

Don't get me wrong - the majority of the mums that answer my questions are really sweet and helpful, but whats gone 'wrong' with those other mums? Is it me, or what....?

2007-11-22 20:19:35 · 31 answers · asked by ♂ Equibrilium ♀ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:16:53 · 13 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not, the city's too big.

2007-11-22 20:14:34 · 23 answers · asked by Dane Cruz 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:14:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:11:41 · 17 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Polls & Surveys

I would say unconditional. Now TRUST, that is earned and dependent.

2007-11-22 20:11:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:10:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

. . . retailers should show their appreciation to the man and donate, say, 10% of their holiday profits to a church or charitable organization?

2007-11-22 20:10:03 · 3 answers · asked by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 in Polls & Surveys

My foot got caught in the horse's stirrup as I fell and my head was pounding against the ground repeatedly . He was a Wal - Mart greeter and he just ran over and unplugged it .

2007-11-22 20:10:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-22 20:09:48 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys