A blonde is out driving in her new car when she cuts in front of a wagon.
He motions for her to pull over.
He takes a piece of chalk out of the wagon and draws a circle on the road. ''Stand in that circle and don't move'' he said.
He then cuts up her leather seats. When he turns round she has a grin on her face.
Annoyed, he takes a baseball bat and smashes all the windows on her car. He turns around to find her smiling.
Getting rather Peed off, he then slashes all her tyres.
Looking around again, he now finds her laughing.
Now he's angry. He takes a can of petrol and pours it over the car and sets it on fire.
Now, she's laughing so hard she's almost falling over.
''Why are you laughing?'' he asked.
''Well, every time you turned around, I stepped out of the cicle.''
2007-11-20
08:02:00
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