How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A blonde walks into an automotive store. She says to the clerk, I need some 710. He doesn't know what she means so he says point to it on this chart. She points to it. He says that is called OIL. she saw it upside down.
Not trying to be mean to blondes. I just think the jokes are funny.
2007-11-20 08:05:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
710 !!! LOL!!! that is awesome and very creative, I wonder who made that joke up, that is great! :O)
2007-11-20 08:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree with you. some of the jokes about them are hilarious!
there was a brunette a blonde and a ginger they were on a farm and they got told a man with a gun was coming after them all so they all went and hid all over the farm the brunette hid amongst the cows and the ginger hid with the sheep and the blonde hid in the potatoe patch.
the man came looking for them all, he walked past the cow field and the brunette girl went 'moo moo'
he didnt think\anything of it so he moved on he got to were all the sheep were grazing and the ginger went 'baa baa'
and again he thought nothing of it so moved on he looked all over the farm but found nothing so he searched all over again checking everything more than once.
he came to the vegetable patched and walked up and down, he got to the bit marked potatoe and the blonde went 'potatoe potatoe' and she got her head blown off!
i found this joke funny when i heard it. hope you liked it!
beth xxxxxx
2007-11-20 08:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Thats funny. I have 1 too!
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
2007-11-20 08:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by Princess 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
So how does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
She opens the car door!!
Timothy
:o)
2007-11-20 08:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 08:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like blonde jokes!
2007-11-20 08:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by naruto_fan JC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd ones not that good and the 1st ive heard soooooooooo many times its not funny but its still a good joke
2007-11-20 08:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by Faithy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are the ultimate! (an ingredient- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can because of the fact it pronounced: "focus..." Blondie grew to become into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
2016-11-12 05:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by polich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-20 09:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was quiet funni!
: )
2007-11-20 08:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by dumb-brunette! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋