A blonde is out driving in her new car when she cuts in front of a wagon.
He motions for her to pull over.
He takes a piece of chalk out of the wagon and draws a circle on the road. ''Stand in that circle and don't move'' he said.
He then cuts up her leather seats. When he turns round she has a grin on her face.
Annoyed, he takes a baseball bat and smashes all the windows on her car. He turns around to find her smiling.
Getting rather Peed off, he then slashes all her tyres.
Looking around again, he now finds her laughing.
Now he's angry. He takes a can of petrol and pours it over the car and sets it on fire.
Now, she's laughing so hard she's almost falling over.
''Why are you laughing?'' he asked.
''Well, every time you turned around, I stepped out of the cicle.''
2007-11-20 08:02:00 · 8 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!!
2007-11-20 08:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 16:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Never heard it before.
2007-11-20 16:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-20 16:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL very good
2007-11-20 16:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by Faithy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, Stupid blonde:)
2007-11-20 20:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, great one
2007-11-20 16:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
2007-11-20 16:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by dumb-brunette! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋