Entertainment & Music - 19 November 2007

Thanks

2007-11-19 22:55:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-19 22:55:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:54:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hmm?=)

thanx~

2007-11-19 22:54:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hmmmm?

2007-11-19 22:53:59 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Innocence♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

I've been hearing these jokes everywhere, so I'll give you one I heard yesterday. I didn't find it that funny, but maybe you will.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?", the teacher asked.

"Yes ma'am," Johnny replied. "My daddy told me a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.

"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

aunt nancy parachute botte of whisky
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," cried the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy give you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking.

2007-11-19 22:52:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Or do you feel that it's only something that Hollywood dreams up?

2007-11-19 22:49:36 · 9 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

I hate the smell of sardines after they have been cooked they last all day.

2007-11-19 22:48:27 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:48:02 · 8 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:47:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A bear went to the toilet in the woods and as he finished doing his business, a little rabbit bounded by.

"Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?" the bear asked the little rabbit.

"No," the little rabbit replied.

So the bear picked up the little rabbit and wiped his bum with him.

2007-11-19 22:46:10 · 5 answers · asked by Marcus M 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 22:45:55 · 34 answers · asked by ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

hi im in a band called whirls. me and the guitarist started the band and thought of the name but the other guys are not to sure about it. also our music has got a lot more heavy now and it just dont seam to fit in the rock style. if you think of a name with whirls in it will be good also...hope you guys can help...

2007-11-19 22:43:02 · 9 answers · asked by JAY JAY 3 in Other - Music

What is it?

2007-11-19 22:42:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:42:19 · 11 answers · asked by Dr. VanNostrand 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:42:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...what's being sold? The guy who gives his wife a box of tissues and a paper bag to prepare her for the new car gift - entertaining but, what's the product being sold?

...Not that my mind doesn't already have enough commercial crap in it. lol

2007-11-19 22:42:04 · 2 answers · asked by moontrikle 4 in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.

Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets

2007-11-19 22:38:25 · 6 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Understanding Men

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YO

2007-11-19 22:38:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 22:38:02 · 20 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

iv tryed google but no luck
i mean the video where billy joel is singing

2007-11-19 22:37:41 · 5 answers · asked by PATR10T 4 in R&B & Soul

2007-11-19 22:37:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My wife and I are having a little clearout and I'm amazed at how much things we have collected over the years that one no longer has a use for. Oh isn't it wonderful that other people can have the use of things that we no longer need!!

I'm 76 years old and wishing you all the best,
Alfred

2007-11-19 22:35:52 · 32 answers · asked by Alfred Jones 2 in Polls & Surveys

i was feeling really crappy before, so i ate some cookies and cream ice cream out of the tub, had a shower, put on some nice underwear and spruced myself up a bit and now i feel GREAT !!

2007-11-19 22:35:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One afternoon the pastor came to call on Beatrice, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, it was filled with water, and in the water floated a condom!! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but he couldn't & finally asked.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

2007-11-19 22:35:27 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

AND WE introduce our self that there is no relegion but our hearts having love for others, and we love to others and creat a new culture, will you be my follower?

2007-11-19 22:33:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:32:14 · 26 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:31:24 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-19 22:31:07 · 2 answers · asked by reza s 1 in Celebrities

2007-11-19 22:30:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys