One afternoon the pastor came to call on Beatrice, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, it was filled with water, and in the water floated a condom!! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but he couldn't & finally asked.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
2007-11-19 22:35:27 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG. That's very funny.
2007-11-20 16:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be a Joke or it could be a Mystery !
Why did the Pastor come to meet Beatrice ?
Flu is spread in many other ways...
Heck ! Nice Joke it is !
2007-11-21 13:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! ahahaha, just shows that miracles come in many forms!
hmm, Hasn't had the flu all season... I'll get one!! Now all I need is an organ..BAHH!
2007-11-20 09:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 07:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.Worth trying out at a stag party.
2007-11-20 20:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird?! nice?!
but what is Hammond organ?
2007-11-21 02:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one ^_^
thanks for sharing, i would share it with others
2007-11-20 19:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-20 07:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by ruban c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WICKED!!! heh heh verry funny :)
2007-11-20 06:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by lulu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah this so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny!!!!!
2007-11-20 16:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋