Entertainment & Music - 16 November 2007

if you met a criminal lawyer, what questions would you ask him?
thanks

2007-11-16 04:06:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tom Cruise

2007-11-16 04:06:01 · 16 answers · asked by sup 1 in Celebrities

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was
all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was
with another woman.

"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy
that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.

"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband
claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one
question; are your urinals covered in gold?"

To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, - I
think we found the guy who pi*sed in your saxophone!"

2007-11-16 04:04:57 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 04:04:50 · 14 answers · asked by Bee Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 04:04:13 · 23 answers · asked by Lane 4 Wolborg 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 04:04:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-16 04:03:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

while walking across a bridge I saw a boats full of people. Yet on the boats there wasn't a single person. Why??

2007-11-16 04:03:25 · 5 answers · asked by Nelson Z 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!',and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought...Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will
remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way "Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'
She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment , it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.!!!!!!!!

2007-11-16 04:03:24 · 25 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I have one friend who says he can never take a good picture. He also thinks saying "cheese" is stupid (even though I don't really hear people say cheese to take a picture) So, he literally says "hamburger." Sure enough, in every single photo, you can see him saying "er." Then he says, "See? I look horrible in every one! I can't understand it!!"

2007-11-16 04:03:17 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel
room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,"
admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost.
But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in
adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd
be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy
snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time." said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,"
the Marine explained. "I went over, woke him up and gave him
a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat
up all night watching me."

2007-11-16 04:03:04 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Spanish or English?

2007-11-16 04:01:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you prefer sweet popcorn or do you prefer salt popcorn?

2007-11-16 04:01:39 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 04:01:11 · 65 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 04:00:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When singing, I find I can sing to about High Bb above the staff with little problem. I can whooh out a High C and bark a D, but I can't seem to reach any higher, no matter how hard I try. Someone told me I need to raise my soft palate. How do I do this? My voice teacher once effortlessly got me to the coloratura F, but I haven't been able to reproduce this. I was shocked at how effortless. He started me softly in falsetto at the C above Middle C and carried me up there on a chromatic scale, but we stopped because it sounded a tad screechy at the top notes. Still I felt like I could have gone higher. But when I'm home and practicing, I cannot reproduce that magical lesson. HELP!!!
How do I raise my soft palate when singing? And how do I sing that F. Obviously, my idol is Minnie Riperton.

2007-11-16 03:58:50 · 5 answers · asked by Tarie N 3 in Singing

I don't mind of course, but I was just wondering what you think... LOL

2007-11-16 03:58:45 · 45 answers · asked by StickySweet BabyBoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

...to the next level on yahoo? Some people climb levels so fast, and I'm curious how you all do it!

2007-11-16 03:58:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The winter is coming and I am always FREEZING!!!!!!

Especially my fingers and toes!!!

2007-11-16 03:57:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is that how he got famous, by making this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY

2007-11-16 03:57:22 · 12 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine: Mango Habenero, Teriyaki, Suicide, Dry Cajun, Wild Mustang.

The hotter, the better. I also like variety from time to time.

2007-11-16 03:57:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering why the Mighty Boosh characters use euros instead of pounds sterling, when it is obviously set in England.
thanks =]

2007-11-16 03:56:53 · 13 answers · asked by beatrixface 2 in Comedy

and what was the question?

2007-11-16 03:56:34 · 6 answers · asked by Rosie aka Rosie 6 in Polls & Surveys

... but wont even give you the benefit of a doubt even one time? Case in point. I made a bad dumb joke that got me suspended. I used an off color word, but it does not mean I hate anyone that was in the group I made a joke about. She said she understood I hated them. I told her no, I was only joking, but I agree my joke was in poor taste, that's why I was suspended. She used to write me multiple emails every day and since I explained myself over a week ago, she has not written one time.

Kind of sounds very judgemental to me. I get the strong impression that I am better off without someone like that. I never asked her to give me a benefit of a doubt before. So why is that hard for people to do? Why do people judge one another so quickly and harshly without giving a person even one chance?

2007-11-16 03:55:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Choose from, straight, wavy or curly.

2007-11-16 03:54:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anna A 2 in Polls & Surveys

hmmmm?

2007-11-16 03:53:13 · 6 answers · asked by Ŗεŋεε 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've had 4 over the years. Three were men, but the most aggressive was the woman. The last man got me b/c I was stupid. I was waiting for the metro bus for the quick trip into DC to take care of my boss' passport. Apparently, there had been an accident, and we wouldn't be able to get into DC for 1 1/2 hrs. I left a message for my boss asking if I should wait, or go back to the office and left her my cell phone number. Two days later some guy called me up telling me had listened to my call and wrote down my number. He wanted me to move in with him and all kinds of crazy stuff. I kept seeing him everywhere, parked across the street. Even though I thought I was sneaky, he still found out where I lived. I finally got the police involved and moved. Got a new cell phone, too. Stalkers are really scary and make you extremely paranoid! So what's YOUR stalker story?

2007-11-16 03:53:06 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I like to drink Hennessy & Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur..

I want a name for it tho, it's too long to shoot out, specially after you had a few..

Get creative!!!!

2007-11-16 03:52:10 · 28 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 03:50:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-11-16 03:50:18 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys