Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!',and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought...Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will
remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way "Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'
She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment , it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and
dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.!!!!!!!!
2007-11-16 04:03:24 · 25 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must admit the best I have read in a long time. D. Wondering could it be a true story? Only joking.
2007-11-16 07:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Llllloooollllllll!!! I just can't stop laughing!! the best joke i've ever come across!!! 10/10!! n a star 4 u *
It sounds toooo funny to be real!
But did it REALLY happen or it's just a joke??i really wanna know
2007-11-16 07:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Teerna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 12:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes--8 of 10 :-)
2007-11-16 04:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least they caught you in your Birthday suit. LOL! Good One!
2007-11-16 04:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 1 of the best
2007-11-16 04:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was a great one. I really laughed out loud.
2007-11-16 04:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant beat the old ones
2007-11-16 04:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by jayjay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
I loved it have a star
2007-11-16 04:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahaha! That's a good one!
2007-11-16 04:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by I ♥ Christmas. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋