A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was
all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was
with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy
that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"
She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.
"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband
claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one
question; are your urinals covered in gold?"
To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, - I
think we found the guy who pi*sed in your saxophone!"
2007-11-16 04:04:57 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, this was hillarious!
2007-11-16 04:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Becks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats pretty funny. Here's a star.
2007-11-16 12:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Berry Goot!!!
2007-11-16 12:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have u got any more and have ever pi**ed in a saxophone
2007-11-16 12:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by DUCK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that one was very funny.
2007-11-16 12:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops she dropped him in it hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-16 18:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe!!! :O omg that was well funny!! that was well good!!! keep them jox comin babe!!!!! :P x x x x x
2007-11-16 12:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by needing advice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Love it*
2007-11-16 12:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10,star,excellent.
2007-11-16 13:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch
2007-11-16 12:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋