Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2007

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.

Pls star if you liked that one. thx.

2007-11-15 14:08:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

diamond for Christmas? (Personally....they are nice, but I am not drooling for a diamond)

2007-11-15 14:08:02 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What type of part would you have?

2007-11-15 14:07:59 · 15 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 14:07:17 · 52 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

Im 6'5 300lbs and hairy all over. If i worked at Chippendales would you shove a bill in my G-string? Be Honest

2007-11-15 14:06:07 · 27 answers · asked by Savage.. 2 in Polls & Surveys

it doesnt matter what genre or artist. anything you can think of is fine. thanks!

2007-11-15 14:05:18 · 6 answers · asked by Miss Klezmer 4 in Other - Music

2007-11-15 14:04:58 · 64 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

The question pretty much is self explanatory.♥

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2007-11-15 14:04:35 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ kels 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 14:04:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 14:03:59 · 42 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to find the new Iphone song it goes........

1.Music is my girlfirend
music is my boyfirend
music is my king-sized bed

PLEASE PLEASE if u know this song telllll (first perosn automatic 10 points, good deal)

2007-11-15 14:03:55 · 11 answers · asked by ballet4lif3 3 in Other - Music

I have Astral Weeks and Moondance and love them both, where should I go from here?

2007-11-15 14:03:31 · 9 answers · asked by retropopzero 2 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-15 14:02:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 14:02:00 · 3 answers · asked by mike hawk 1 in Other - Music

2007-11-15 14:01:46 · 86 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

persona and looks

2007-11-15 14:01:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hated that one 'Have a Party' with G-unit, that song was so annoying, It was from the movie 'Get Rich or Die Trying'

2007-11-15 14:00:14 · 6 answers · asked by Chamillitary Mayne 6 in Rap and Hip-Hop

and what time is it over there

2007-11-15 13:59:10 · 10 answers · asked by Miss Lady 5 in Polls & Surveys

i like basically any kind of music...something BRAND new please because i dont want something that i will have heard on the radio five thousand times.....thanks in advance!!

2007-11-15 13:58:38 · 9 answers · asked by karen 5 in Polls & Surveys

and why did they want to put this question under lesbians and gays?

2007-11-15 13:58:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 13:58:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 13:57:59 · 39 answers · asked by Cliff 6 in Polls & Surveys

so adorable though some are kinda grumpy? Well dogs, chicks, bunnies, and ladybugs too but cats just got that kind of cool personality! I love em! What's your cutest pick? why?

2007-11-15 13:57:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 13:56:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-15 13:56:22 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 13:55:34 · 8 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

Pretentious bastards?

Or,

so "cool" you wish you'd thought of if first??

2007-11-15 13:55:19 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-15 13:54:39 · 6 answers · asked by 2bit 7 in Country

I'm going to send it in the mail and i'd like to know how heavy it is but i dont have a scale

thank you!

2007-11-15 13:54:27 · 4 answers · asked by Moore55 4 in Polls & Surveys

im lookin for some bom chicka wauw wauw!!


lol, jk. BUT i do want a girlfriend...are they open to dating and stuff?

all the girls at my college (univ of AL) are prudes

2007-11-15 13:54:17 · 2 answers · asked by Greg D 1 in Polls & Surveys