A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.
Pls star if you liked that one. thx.
2007-11-15 14:08:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I lol. I didnt see it coming.
2007-11-15 15:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by kewlkatty00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 22:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay
2007-11-15 22:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Krizia ^_^ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slightly cute.
2007-11-15 22:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Late Bloomer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That's pretty funny.
2007-11-15 22:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-11-15 22:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by wblake44 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha- lol
yes, i'll give u a star :)
2007-11-15 22:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by person 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. lol.
2007-11-15 22:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by pyrgus_finn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...enjoy all those numerous stars!
2007-11-15 22:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Kristen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that is kinda funny
2007-11-15 22:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋