A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, ''Hey, honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now.''

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill, and then measured his wife's butt. ''Yes,'' he said, ''just what I thought, just about the same size.'' The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening, when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and said, ''How about it, honey? How about a little action?'' the wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

''What's the matter?'' he asked

To which she replied, ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?''

2007-11-13 13:07:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

7 ⤊

My cat overheard me reading a book to my son?

It was called "If You Take a Mouse to the Movies". Now he says he wants his mouth renamed "the movies". can he do that?

2007-11-13 13:06:09 · 18 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

What time do you sleep?

2007-11-13 13:05:55 · 17 answers · asked by The Motherload 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Here's the thing about using the toilet at work.....?

...you never know where things come from.
Things like the 9 inch pubic hair on the toilet rim.
Facts:
9 inches long
Black
Curly on both ends
Thick enough to tie newspaper together
Moves on it's own

Where do things like this come from?

2007-11-13 13:05:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

5 ⤊

What do you do with the clothes you don't wear anymore?

2007-11-13 13:05:14 · 67 answers · asked by CLOSED SITE 4 in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Tylenol or advil?

2007-11-13 13:04:50 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

Cow Joke!!!!!!!?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says hey have you herd that there is a mad cow disease going around?
The other says yup good thing we are chickens!

Star if you liked it!!!

2007-11-13 13:03:17 · 10 answers · asked by Cantxdancexenough 3 in Jokes & Riddles

5 ⤊

Wanna know what today is? Trust me it's a miracle!?

Today is our 5 year wedding anniversary! By todays standards it is a miracle we are still together.

2007-11-13 13:02:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you know that the DISHES can wait ?

2007-11-13 13:01:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

what age did you get your driver's license?

what age did you start driving your first car?

2007-11-13 13:01:23 · 39 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

I have a headache?

What do you recommend I do?

2007-11-13 12:59:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1 ⤊

if there's a Y!A meetup nearby you, would you go?

really?

me too!!

2007-11-13 12:59:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if..................................... .?

You walked into your house after a hard day at work and in your living room is George W. Bush, The Queen, Michael Jackson, Brad Pitt, and Britney Spears dancing to the chicken song in your living room.

2007-11-13 12:58:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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