Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2007

2007-11-12 04:20:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal?s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole.

This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on. They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "And it was shot with a .22 rifle."

He was right! The others could not believe it and the argument was even hotter than before. When someone suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another round. So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car.

He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion." Fingering the bullet hole, he added, "The rifle was a .308."

He was right again! This only made the crowd more curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I didn?t get into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?"

His wife replied angrily, "From me!"

"What did I do?" he asked.

She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand inside my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, 'Skunk, killed with an ax!'"

2007-11-12 04:20:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

we all use electronic files. they can be emailed of put on a common place online. We would save gas money, time and spend time with our families.

2007-11-12 04:19:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I believe it was a female singer (Debora Gibson?)

2007-11-12 04:18:44 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Thank a veteran this weekend?

2007-11-12 04:18:31 · 7 answers · asked by Armyvet 6 in Polls & Surveys

I just wanted to know if anybody could tell me the orchestration of "The Poem of Ecstasy" or if somebody could give me a listening guide for it. Also, I would appreciate it if you could tell me what you know about the piece.

-Thanks

2007-11-12 04:18:23 · 2 answers · asked by K G 1 in Classical

my head it hurts....

2007-11-12 04:17:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:14:49 · 30 answers · asked by Incognito 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinkin of "how i love you-engelbert"

2007-11-12 04:14:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:14:42 · 40 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:14:31 · 17 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

i was born at 3:53pm.

2007-11-12 04:13:34 · 57 answers · asked by ♥=♫ 2 in Polls & Surveys

im working on a magazine,,graphic design magazine,
can any1 tell me what can i name this magazine
and give me suggestions on what could the subjects be in this magazines ???
plz plz plzi really need some creative ideas,,
thank u all

2007-11-12 04:13:34 · 5 answers · asked by zako 2 in Magazines

Now you can send and receive instant messages from your page with Yahoo! Messenger on My Yahoo!.

See the My Yahoo! Blog entry for October 16, 2007.

2007-11-12 04:12:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My job involves alot of work on the computer so we're all given special company scan-cards and computers. On the computer we're required to scan our card into a special machine to unlock all of our information and such that we need to access for work. I was chatting with a friend from work asking to borrow my card as she'd left hers on her desk in the office. I'm 99.5 percent sure it's illegal to use cards other than our own. She says that she's going to get fired if she doesn't get into the site within a couple minutes to post some stuff. Here's the converstation on our work IM:
Meghan Ashman: hey.
Noelle Carter: Hello, Meghan! I'm just putting my finishing touches on the Winter Wonderland top design.
Meghan Ashman: great! hey, listen. i need to run soon. can you do me a big favor?
Noelle Carter: What is it?
Meghan Ashman: i left my card in the office. i need to get the 541 designs up by 1:00! can i borrow ur card? please!!!
Noelle Carter: BRB.
Megan Ashman: hurry!

2007-11-12 04:12:14 · 29 answers · asked by ♪♫Noelle© 4 in Polls & Surveys

I see young kids driving around in these suped up cars with super expesive rims etc. I guess you can called them "pimped out cars." My question is this. How do teens make the kind of money needed to fix their cars up like they do?

2007-11-12 04:10:51 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:10:50 · 62 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-12 04:08:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:08:23 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:08:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Teaching Manners

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause were going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ***** in the kitchen."

2007-11-12 04:08:03 · 6 answers · asked by sky 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...this song is so bad... why it is so popular?? it´s get me bored!! i really hate that song... how about u? bye!

2007-11-12 04:07:21 · 7 answers · asked by Leandro2@@8 4 in Other - Music

I know what I would say,I'm listening to it right now,can you guess who?

2007-11-12 04:07:09 · 14 answers · asked by Another Day Another Vendetta 5 in Rock and Pop

i know everyone likes to say age is just a number...but when your 20 and the guy's 40...THAT matters
but what about 30/45 or 50/65???

2007-11-12 04:07:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:06:31 · 6 answers · asked by Avery A 2 in Other - Music

2007-11-12 04:06:29 · 20 answers · asked by shittalkie 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that being smart is a good thing? Just say yes, or no. If you want you can say why, but I don't want to have too many like that.

2007-11-12 04:05:32 · 67 answers · asked by Arty 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you feel left out? I just got 2 in the last 5 minutes i'm being such a good girl today.

2007-11-12 04:05:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 04:05:02 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Last year I was 5'3 and I dunno about this year im still the same. Am I short because some little kid asked me if I was 16 and I told him yes and he said I was short....lol...

What can I do to get taller, and what height am I really supposed to be for my age?

2007-11-12 04:04:27 · 19 answers · asked by Becca 5 in Polls & Surveys