Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2007

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breastss. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he started having sex with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

2007-11-11 07:34:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Even more questions about you?

1. Pen or pencil:
2. Have you ever gambled at a casino:
3. Have you thrown up at work/school:
4. Do you scream on roller coasters:
5. Who was your first prom date:
6. What was your first job:
7. What was your first car:
8. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them:
9. What is the first thing you do in the morning:
10. First tattoo or piercing:

2007-11-11 07:33:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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are you the only child or do you have brothers or sisters or both?

I have two sisters!

2007-11-11 07:33:33 · 22 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

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name all the things you could do once you turn 18?

the things you can't do before 18...

2007-11-11 07:32:57 · 8 answers · asked by meilingqian89 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what was the last thing you ate in a Bowl !!??

2007-11-11 07:31:24 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why r boys sooooo annoying?

no offense to the really cute boys though!!!

2007-11-11 07:30:29 · 27 answers · asked by Sie. 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite Disney movie?

I just watched Hercules last night and I forgot how much I love Disney!
My ultimate favorite is Lion King or Beauty and the Beast.

2007-11-11 07:30:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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After vegas, funny or not.?

Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to
Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at
break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all
night, and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack
the whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and
hollers, 'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of
sleep either!"
The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played
the slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning
with a sore dick and an a*s full of quarters."

2007-11-11 07:29:08 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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what do you guys/girls recommend i try the next time i am at Starbucks?

i usually get the caramel apple cider, but is there anything else better?

2007-11-11 07:29:04 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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are you jealous of someone??

2007-11-11 07:27:41 · 17 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what reality show is your guilty pleasure???

2007-11-11 07:27:39 · 17 answers · asked by Kevin S 2 in Reality Television

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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord?

2007-11-11 07:26:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's with all the haters on here?

I'm like always so nice and stuff.

2007-11-11 07:26:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I would like to ask you nice folks if......?

You could give me a star?
I will highlight your profile and star 5 of your Questions
in return for your kindness?
Thanx

2007-11-11 07:26:48 · 28 answers · asked by M 1 A . 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you let set backs get you down?

or do they make you more determined to succeed?

2007-11-11 07:25:52 · 26 answers · asked by Kirsty (but a little different) 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of your favorite LOCAL restaurant?

There's a place by me called Squan Tavern, they have really good food and it has that kind of anyone is welcome, sit down at the bar and watch the game theme: it has a nice, kinda down hom-ish atmosphere.

2007-11-11 07:25:40 · 34 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Scooby dooby dooby, funny or not.?

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want
bigger boobies.' "
She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her
rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning
ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose
them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
dooby, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any
chance?"
"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"
The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory
dock..."

2007-11-11 07:25:39 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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