A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast
enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want
bigger boobies.' "
She did this every day faithfully. After several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late, and in her
rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning
ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose
them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
dooby, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any
chance?"
"Why yes, I do. How did you know?"
The man stood up and cupped his balls and said, "Hickory dickory
dock..."
2007-11-11 07:25:39 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a corker
starred
2007-11-11 14:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-11 08:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by Lee050898 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the first time ive seen this but still funny
2007-11-11 07:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by seven69uk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha funny
2007-11-11 09:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok but not the best joke i have heard!
2007-11-11 07:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by jords-will-solve-it 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny
2007-11-11 07:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
yeah but in a weird way
2007-11-11 07:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by YO! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao, that is funny, but very weird too. you get a star!
2007-11-11 07:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
excellent star4u
2007-11-11 08:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,strange but funny..lol
2007-11-11 07:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋