Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to
Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at
break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all
night, and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack
the whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and
hollers, 'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of
sleep either!"
The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played
the slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning
with a sore dick and an a*s full of quarters."
2007-11-11 07:29:08 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wicked lol
2007-11-11 09:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam
naughty madam , lol
heres one for you:
In Vegas, they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane walk into the propellers!
lol
enjoy
aurevoir
2007-11-11 08:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by jam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. smile with a little chuckle not a full open laugh. too bad she wasn't paying the penny slots.
2007-11-11 07:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by fastmaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-11-11 07:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'm in love, you've got the best jokes! lol.
2007-11-11 11:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-11 07:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by tinka_bravo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice joke actually pretty funny
2007-11-11 07:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by patbobcool 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-11 07:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by forget me not 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that hurts. Good one!
2007-11-11 07:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its all right i guess
the last one happens to me all the time...
2007-11-11 07:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋