A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.
After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breastss. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he started having sex with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
2007-11-11 07:34:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U just like making me sick to my stomach don't u, I mean the jokes r funny but come on.......come on
thanks 4 best anwer u gave me earlier :)
2007-11-11 13:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by calis_5nest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all the bible is a book to learn from. Not a book written to be judged and condemned. With me and rated R movie, I will watch anything that will better my life, and there are a lot of R movies that you can watch and learn from. I have been to some church services where the preacher preached against us watching certain movies. Of course I will say whatever. When I watch a movie, I look for the spirituality of it. Because all movies accept most horror and porn has a lot of spirituality in it. I guess a lot of people are weak and feel it would become a addiction, which is silly. But hey to each his own. I would never allow my child to watch horror flicks until he reached a certain age. Than I would tell him the reality of a horror movie. It's either has to do with evil, witchcraft, hell or someone fighting evil. Than it's their choice if they want to watch it or not. So with me, I believe we all can grow from watching certain movies. Whether it's some horror, comedy and drama, we can learn from it. If you look at it in a spiritual way.
2016-04-03 07:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-11-11 07:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious! Serves him right. I guess you could say...He got his just desserts, huh?
2007-11-11 07:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke!have heard it before but still funny!star for you!
you can substitute herpes for aids.
2007-11-11 07:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one
2007-11-11 07:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by season7780 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha serves him right.
2007-11-11 09:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny as hell.
2007-11-11 07:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i luv it! star 4 ya!
2007-11-11 09:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by water lily 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Top one!
2007-11-11 07:39:42 · answer #10 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋