Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2007

If friends came over to your house and saw it? What excuse would you use?

2007-11-06 07:30:33 · 12 answers · asked by imahlah 6 in Polls & Surveys

lmao
Obviously I kno wat will happen but will they be pissed or what?
The reason I ask is bcause I just ordered a pizza and canceled before they walked out the restaurant so I could get better food from Dominoes lol. I would not have opened that door.

2007-11-06 07:30:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:30:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A father and his young son are walking down the street, when the boy sees a couple of dogs screwing on the neighbors front lawn.
"daddy, what are they doing?" he asks.
"well son, they're making puppies" his father replies, and the boy appears satisfied with that.

Later that night, the boy wanders into his parents bedroom and see his father and mother going at it.
"what are you doing, daddy? he asks
"well son, we're making babies" his father replies
"oh," says the son, "then turn mommy over. i like puppies"

2007-11-06 07:29:31 · 4 answers · asked by Joe Angus 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 07:28:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:27:56 · 13 answers · asked by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 in Polls & Surveys

saying back in the 70's--i'd walk a mile for a camel?
well there was a song sort of like that..good song too, what was the name of it and who sang it?

2007-11-06 07:26:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-11-06 07:26:34 · 21 answers · asked by Less than zero (<0) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:25:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...a fat kid loves chocolate.
...a cop loves donuts.
...an emo loves black eyeliner.

I need some good ones!

2007-11-06 07:25:00 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:25:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This should be interesting...=0)

2007-11-06 07:24:41 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-06 07:23:53 · 31 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:23:05 · 12 answers · asked by victoria 3 in Polls & Surveys

not me...

2007-11-06 07:22:57 · 43 answers · asked by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have three 36'',27'',20''

2007-11-06 07:21:58 · 30 answers · asked by I know a lil' bit about that 5 in Polls & Surveys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met.

While sitting at a cafe the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over fifty years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes I remember it well dear." replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, lets go there again and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows the pensioners. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips and the little old lady then reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is forty minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for a hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in fifty years time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret, could you shag like that fifty years ago?"

The pensioner replies,

"Son, fifty years ago that f@*king fence wasn't electrified."

2007-11-06 07:21:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the Coyote ever caught the Road Runner?

2007-11-06 07:19:46 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

kay so I am making a short film for my filmmaking class. i know i want to base it on superheros fighting a villian. but im not sure what i should do. any ideas? but remember i am a sophomore high school student with limited resources and a hi def camera...

2007-11-06 07:19:28 · 5 answers · asked by foshizzle 1 in Movies

2007-11-06 07:19:15 · 11 answers · asked by I ♥ HP™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

For instance, I took her out To IHOP the other morning.
I heard some guy ask HIS wife, "Sugar, Sugar?" for her coffee.
Another asked, "Honey, Honey?" for her pancakes.
In hope of duplicating these sweet gestures I asked MY wife, "Ham, Pig?"
GAWD!! I suck at this romantic stuff!!!

2007-11-06 07:18:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:18:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cause your answers sure did!!!http://www.flickr.com/photos/15937657@N04/1892738354/

2007-11-06 07:18:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what was your mid life crisis ?????
mine was buying a motorbike thinking it was ace but when winter set in ........ sold it due to getting cold and wet... so it didnt last too long ha.

2007-11-06 07:17:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:17:34 · 14 answers · asked by candy 3 in Movies

2007-11-06 07:17:28 · 51 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't, but do you?

2007-11-06 07:17:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:17:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three friends got married on the same day and honeymooned together at the same hotel. They decided to secretly let the others know how well their efforts had gone in consumating their marriages in the morning at breakfast by ordering the relevant amount of toast.

In the morning all three sat with their new wives at adjoining tables and ordered their breakfasts in turn

"I'll have a full English breakfast with THREE slices of toast please." smiled the first.

"I'll have a full English breakfast. Just ONE slice of toast with strawberry jam please." said the second glumly.

"I'll have a full English breakfast with SEVEN slices of toast," smirked the third "Oh! - and better make two of them BROWN please."

2007-11-06 07:16:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In Feel Good Inc. does it go:
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're 1. damn as free
2.Damn @$$ free
3Bad and Free
Ive been 2 different lyric sites, and they have different lyrics.

2007-11-06 07:16:03 · 3 answers · asked by RHCPeppers 2 in Lyrics