Three friends got married on the same day and honeymooned together at the same hotel. They decided to secretly let the others know how well their efforts had gone in consumating their marriages in the morning at breakfast by ordering the relevant amount of toast.
In the morning all three sat with their new wives at adjoining tables and ordered their breakfasts in turn
"I'll have a full English breakfast with THREE slices of toast please." smiled the first.
"I'll have a full English breakfast. Just ONE slice of toast with strawberry jam please." said the second glumly.
"I'll have a full English breakfast with SEVEN slices of toast," smirked the third "Oh! - and better make two of them BROWN please."
2007-11-06 07:16:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.....guys are so weird some times.....lmao
2007-11-06 07:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Emma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 06:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 12:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.
10/10 and a star.
thnx for the laugh.
2007-11-06 07:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 07:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
The last guy got it all, lol.!!!
Excellent joke Bare Hug.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady that got me laughing here.!!!
2007-11-06 07:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another great one from you hun, have a star.
2007-11-06 13:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another excellent joke. That was great.
2007-11-06 09:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beat me to it. I was gonna post that one.
2007-11-06 07:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't really get that last part sorry... i bet it's a good joke tho. :)
2007-11-06 10:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋