Entertainment & Music - 6 November 2007

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready to go to work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you !"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, ripped her knickers off and gave her one there and then. When he finished he started putting his clothes on and saw his wife still writhing around against the door

"What's wrong ? Didn't you come ? Do you want more ?"
His wife said, "No, no, it's not that. I'm just trying to get the doorknob out of my arsehole !!"

2007-11-06 07:05:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Like things finally start going well, then something goes wrong? Then you have crazy amounts of stress, then things finally start going well again, and then once again you fall flat on your butt? When does the cycle end?

2007-11-06 07:05:33 · 22 answers · asked by Eternalsilence 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:05:19 · 27 answers · asked by troop there it is 3 in Polls & Surveys

What did she die off? Ive just heard shes died. She was a brillant actress

2007-11-06 07:04:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-11-06 07:02:57 · 31 answers · asked by SAOIRSE 6 in Polls & Surveys

I do. I drink my drink and eat my ice. Do you?

2007-11-06 07:02:54 · 25 answers · asked by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 in Polls & Surveys

...is this something that only happens to a select few or does everyone at some point wish they could be with someone they will never get that chance with...

2007-11-06 07:02:27 · 25 answers · asked by Be My Angel :] 4 in Polls & Surveys

Young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a pi$$, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why dont you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor.
The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and has a grope.
He feels something long and warm and says, "Ugh! Have you changed your sex ?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind....I'm having a sh1t instead."

2007-11-06 07:02:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which one DO you live in.....?

2007-11-06 07:02:21 · 24 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Polls & Surveys

What are some good southern rock band/jam bands. i like the music of Blues Traveler and Sister Hazel and want to listen to more music like this...sorta bluegrass, country, folk, with their instruments and stuff. I tried listening to Whiskeytown/ Ryan Adams, Uncle Tupelo, and Ben Harper but i dont really like their music or that whisper, soft spoken sound.

2007-11-06 07:02:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-11-06 07:01:45 · 24 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

check your emails

2007-11-06 07:00:54 · 56 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:00:49 · 19 answers · asked by inactive 6 in Polls & Surveys

to get you to mail me back??

You out there?? lol

2007-11-06 07:00:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:00:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I wearing a thong right now. Don't laugh, it was a pair of boxers when I put them on last week.

2007-11-06 07:00:36 · 10 answers · asked by ROBERT C 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 07:00:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I must have left the Landing light on!

2007-11-06 06:59:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please

2007-11-06 06:59:18 · 6 answers · asked by Pastinie 3 in Lyrics

2007-11-06 06:58:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

definitely milk =)

2007-11-06 06:56:30 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....reports one of their contacts simply because their contact didn't "block" me?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

2007-11-06 06:56:17 · 19 answers · asked by Wicked Wanda 7 in Polls & Surveys

...make up...? sorry for girls only :)

2007-11-06 06:56:15 · 15 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

i thought i saw one walking past mc donalds.

anyone else happen to come across an anime sighting?

2007-11-06 06:55:28 · 10 answers · asked by lts_bryan 1 in Comics & Animation

NYC, baby!!!!!

2007-11-06 06:55:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A dad on his way home wants to buy his daughter a barbie. He stops at a toy store and noticed that there was a shopping barbie, a beach barbie, a disco barbie which were all £19,95 but a divorce barbie was £265. why is this one so much asks the man. the salesman answers thats because the divorce barbie comes with kens car, kens boat, kens house, kens computer and one of kens friends!!

2007-11-06 06:54:22 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 06:52:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what was your favorite toy?

I loved my Barbies♥

2007-11-06 06:52:31 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 06:51:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You or your partner, who is the better cook?

2007-11-06 06:51:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys