Young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a pi$$, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why dont you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor.
The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and has a grope.
He feels something long and warm and says, "Ugh! Have you changed your sex ?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind....I'm having a sh1t instead."
2007-11-06 07:02:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh hell no !!! LMAOLMAOLMAO
2007-11-06 13:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 11:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Teaches him not to feel in the dark, lol.!!!
Excellent again so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Bare Hug.!!!
2007-11-06 07:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg I just burst out laughing. That was hilarious. lol
2007-11-06 09:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 07:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one hun*
2007-11-06 13:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats hilarious.
2007-11-06 07:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Livvy.<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow maybe thats.....why the cinema's always smell weird....
2007-11-06 07:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwww boy thats nasty!!!!
but i cant help but laugh hehehe, oh crazy.
2007-11-06 07:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..haha..hehe...^.^
2007-11-06 07:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflma
2007-11-06 07:21:01 · answer #11 · answered by battlelord100 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋