A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready to go to work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you !"
He backed her up against the bathroom door, ripped her knickers off and gave her one there and then. When he finished he started putting his clothes on and saw his wife still writhing around against the door
"What's wrong ? Didn't you come ? Do you want more ?"
His wife said, "No, no, it's not that. I'm just trying to get the doorknob out of my arsehole !!"
2007-11-06 07:05:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thought she was gonna say 'I can't handle any more'.
Or 'it's bigger than your knob, and it touches the sides.'
2007-11-06 07:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 11:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao!
2007-11-06 07:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by Ms.T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats gotta hurtt
2007-11-06 07:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by Bawls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one again Bare Hug.!!!
Must have been sore, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers, still smiling.!!!
2007-11-06 07:24:10 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 07:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good thing I wasn't drinking milk :)
2007-11-06 07:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Kimiluv 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl star 4u
2007-11-06 13:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent have a star
2007-11-06 07:18:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg you have done it again. Your jokes are hilarious. lol
2007-11-06 09:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋