For instance, I took her out To IHOP the other morning.
I heard some guy ask HIS wife, "Sugar, Sugar?" for her coffee.
Another asked, "Honey, Honey?" for her pancakes.
In hope of duplicating these sweet gestures I asked MY wife, "Ham, Pig?"
GAWD!! I suck at this romantic stuff!!!
2007-11-06 07:18:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*Begging pardon in behalf of the thumbs down troll I've summoned.*
poor, sad little feller! lol
2007-11-06 07:27:32 · update #1
Sounds like a pick up line I'd fall for!
haha LMAO...
2007-11-06 08:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've know a few romantics like you!! Do you think maybe that you are all related or something!! Pssst!! If you need some helpful hints maybe should ask one of us ladies to help you out, it just might work better!! She must love you though, since she is still with you!! By the way, LMAO!!
2007-11-06 18:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! I would have replied back to him, What's the problem here? You're the biggest Boar (Bore) at the table and we need to get you smoked and ready for Thanksgiving Dinner! Yum Yum!" The joke would just continue as wordplay.
2007-11-06 15:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It could be that lemon scent is putting you at a disadvantage. Try strawberry or lime and see if it makes any difference.
p.s. There does seem to be a few of the retards around with their TD's -what a mission in life!
2007-11-06 16:40:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ian M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe you could do that to your wife! I gave you lessons! What happened to the "Strawberry, Cupcake" or the "Cherry, Blossom" or the "Muffin, Muffin" I said drove women nuts? You know that like it gushy. What am I to do with you? Hide somewhere near and whisper to you what you are supposed to say? Like Steve Martin did in Roxanne?
2007-11-07 00:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! Now, that was funny!
Just go to the jewelry store, and stop off at the florist on your way home! Wait, she'll think you've done something terrible wrong - never mind!
2007-11-06 15:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Join the club! :0)
2007-11-07 12:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. First step: Don't call your wife a pig. Things should pick up after that.
2007-11-06 15:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by nikinova1488 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL man thats rude but funny
2007-11-06 15:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by jalyn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny! My husband will love this!
Ya'll must be related!...lol
2007-11-06 15:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by altruistic 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋