Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2007

A boyfriend and girlfriend were playing hid and seek in the garden. The girl says, ‘If you can find me, you can lick my f**ny and sh*g me up the a**e. If you can’t find me in the garden shed.

A teenage girl asks her mom, ‘Is it true babies come out of where boys put their p*nis?’ ‘Yes’ says mom. ‘F**kin hell’ says the girl ‘Won’t that break my jaw?’

2007-11-05 10:58:30 · 18 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

The little camel went to his mother and asked, ‘Mother, why do we have such big eyes?’ She looked on him lovingly and replied. ‘ You see, my son, when we are walking in the desert and the wind starts to blow and there’s sand everywhere, we need these eyes to keep and eye on one another so that we don’t get lost.’ ‘Oh!’ he said. ‘And why do we have such huge feet?’ ‘Well, they allow us to walk easily in the desert sands and help us avoid sinking in to the dunes,’ she said. ‘Wow.’ He said. ‘Great equipment, What the heck is this stuff on our backs for?’ ‘You see.’ His mother replied ‘We can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times, but why do you ask me all these obvious questions?’ ‘Well, Mother,’ Said the young camel, ‘I was just wondering, If we’ve got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in a zoo.

2007-11-05 10:57:23 · 18 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Forget world peace. Visualize using your indicators.

If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the government made so many of them.

If you Drink, Don’t Park – Accidents cause People.

Who Lit the Fuse on your Tampon?

If that Phone was up you’re A*se, maybe you could drive a little better.

To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying ‘No Hard Feelings’

If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken …..Watch for Finger.

It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Bogey.

If You’re Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My A*se

So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
Fight Crime – Shoot Back

Saw it……….Wanted it…………..Had a Tantrum………Got it!

Grow Your Own Dope – Plant a Man.

You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Children.

Posted these in the morning, some guys would be working or at school or where ever

2007-11-05 10:56:20 · 16 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you feel the lyrics tell you?

2007-11-05 10:55:51 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Music

2007-11-05 10:54:42 · 19 answers · asked by Zardoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:53:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:51:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:51:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where's the most embarrassing/public place you've had a b0ner, ie at work, the supermarket etc....

how many girls peeked? lol

2007-11-05 10:50:29 · 31 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

Everytime I have seen his show its the same as the last time I saw it.

Will anyone notice they are repeats they are watching??

2007-11-05 10:49:11 · 5 answers · asked by Antoni 7 in Other - Television

You know like oh like your girl was like drinking in some crosstown bar with one of your good time buddies?
T4

2007-11-05 10:48:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be serious please.
And yes you can do both, but tell which one you wouldo first.
Please explain your answer.

Here is my answer: (if you are interested)

I would do both, because in life, I need knowledge and social skills. I would do homework first though, because you always have time for friends, and I would want to get to thinking before my mind wanders off into social buisness.

2007-11-05 10:47:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have 11 on..omg!!!

2007-11-05 10:47:17 · 22 answers · asked by Steph 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:44:38 · 2 answers · asked by Sam 1 in Drama

Any genre of songs
and
who sings them

ah helppppppp

2007-11-05 10:43:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

So far I've gotten about 370 songs but now I can't think of any. If you have a few favs, or even a list, that would be awesomeness! I listen to rock, rap/hip-hop, pop, alternative, R&B, techno, pretty much anything but country,etc.

Thanks! =)

2007-11-05 10:41:12 · 12 answers · asked by Me 7 in Polls & Surveys

So far I've gotten about 370 songs but now I can't think of any. If you have a few favs, or even a list, that would be awesomeness! I listen to rock, rap/hip-hop, pop, alternative, R&B, techno, pretty much anything but country,etc.

Thanks! =)

2007-11-05 10:40:07 · 6 answers · asked by Me 7 in Other - Music

2007-11-05 10:38:21 · 12 answers · asked by Chris C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:38:18 · 29 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:35:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

was asked if they are still going to go through with "it"??
And said, "I guess so" - - - sheese! What was he thinking???

2007-11-05 10:34:05 · 8 answers · asked by tirebiter 6 in Polls & Surveys

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to there . . . you know what I mean.

So I'm sitting in my room, killing time, with nothing to do, so I figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; let me be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9 first, Sir."

2007-11-05 10:34:00 · 29 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Ones from the early 90's and what not, like boys II men and color me badd, and new edition, so could you help me out and give me names and bands thank you!

2007-11-05 10:30:10 · 5 answers · asked by Shannon 4 in Other - Music

Mine is UC Berkeley, GO BEARS!

2007-11-05 10:29:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 10:28:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thanks for answering the other one, Vagisil or Viagra were hilarious! =)

2007-11-05 10:28:38 · 5 answers · asked by Me 7 in Polls & Surveys

whose body was it that Elizabeth and then Carly stepped over another body. i couldnt recognize who they were. also, did you see the look in Coop's eyes? and lastly who do you think the killer is? im torn

2007-11-05 10:27:53 · 8 answers · asked by sheilasays 3 in Soap Operas

I'd put this in the arts and humanities category, but I'm afraid of their answers!
T4

2007-11-05 10:27:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thanks. I can't think.

2007-11-05 10:27:04 · 16 answers · asked by Me 7 in Comics & Animation

2007-11-05 10:26:28 · 9 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys