Forget world peace. Visualize using your indicators.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the government made so many of them.
If you Drink, Don’t Park – Accidents cause People.
Who Lit the Fuse on your Tampon?
If that Phone was up you’re A*se, maybe you could drive a little better.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying ‘No Hard Feelings’
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken …..Watch for Finger.
It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Bogey.
If You’re Not A Haemorrhoid, Get Off My A*se
So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time.
Fight Crime – Shoot Back
Saw it……….Wanted it…………..Had a Tantrum………Got it!
Grow Your Own Dope – Plant a Man.
You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Children.
Posted these in the morning, some guys would be working or at school or where ever
2007-11-05 10:56:20 · 16 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
an excellent list with some crackers
star earned
2007-11-05 11:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry Potter For President
I break for Fairies
My other car is a broom
Frogs Rule
I'm only working until I hit the lotto
2007-11-05 11:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by ChemoAngel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, my favorite was this one - If you Drink, Don’t Park – Accidents cause People.
2007-11-05 11:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember seeing these in the 80's:
I brake for hallucinations....
if it swells ride it...
save a whale harpoon a fat b****h
shoot pool not people.
**** happens...
though yours up here are pretty good ones.
we used to say carborator sucks, horn blows, what's the driver do? LOL
have a good one.
2007-11-05 11:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Detroiter1967is outa here! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-05 20:58:42 · answer #5 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grate where can i get them and i love the frogs rule 1
2007-11-05 20:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by dragonblaze369 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Better to read these stickers than to look where you are driving !
2007-11-05 11:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fight crime shoot back I like that one!
2007-11-05 11:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-11-05 19:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-05 11:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋