Okay.
This one is horrible.
I was at my brother's wedding,
(I was the best man)
and while we were standing up there,
and the bride was walking up to us,
I just thought, "Wow, she's really hot!"
And.. Well.. My little friend thought so too.
Sooo I kept moving my legs trying to hide it, you know?
But sadly, that didn't work.
The father-in-law kept gaving me these dirty looks.
Ah, oh well, I'm sure there's more embarassing things that could have happened to you...
Right? Haha.
2007-11-05 10:59:46
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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My doctor gave me some blood pressure medication but failed to tell me that an erection was a side effect when I first start taking it. Well, I was working as a walking tour guide at The American Museum of Natural History in NYC and that day there was a large group of nuns doing the tour. I had taken the pills right before my shift, as all that walking tends to raise my blood pressure. Well, we were walking in the Hall of North American Forests and all of a sudden, I felt a rise in my khaki pants. I turned towards the displays, facing away from the nuns, hoping it would go down as I continued talking. All of a sudden I heard someone say, "That's quite a large piece of wood you're displaying!" I was soooo embarrassed because I thought they saw my erection and I turned around and said "I'm sorry, but I took some pills and...."
It was then that I realized she was referring to a large cross slice of a Redwood tree that the Museum displays on the wall, but it was too late. I was flying at full mast , pushing right through my pants with a clear outline. A few of the nuns gasped but most of them just smiled and looked away. I excused myself and went and asked a co-worker to replace me for the rest of the tour and went home. I was mortified and thought I would lose my job, but nobody ever said anything.
2007-11-05 11:08:58
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I only peeked because I know you wanted me to. Your "no peeking girls" statement was a dead giveaway. And thank you, I learned a lot.
2007-11-05 12:10:04
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answered by Shug 6
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on a first aid course when I was wearing an old pair of jogging bottoms. It came out of nowhere just before the instructor asked me to stand up to help with a demonstration. I had to say no - which didn't go down very well.
2007-11-05 11:06:52
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answer #4
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answered by The Duke of W 4
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Long story, but once i got surgery done on my hip so i was numb all over down there and from what i have been told (i was asleep for the surgery) i popped one right as the doctor started and for the entire 2 hrs and 7 minutes it was starring him in the face. When he told me i laughed so hard (I think he was more embarrased than me)
2007-11-05 11:01:43
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answer #5
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answered by John S 1
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At a funeral...
No... not because of the body. That would just be disgusting. And no... not because of someone I was related to. It was because of someone really hot that I wasn't related to but wanted to have relations with.
Honestly, how many girls are going to answer with an answer like "Oops, I peeked," that do nothing to further the discussion?
2007-11-05 10:58:24
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Many, many, years ago while bowling.
I was 18, bowling by myself, and there were 3 girls, about 15 or 16, in the next lane, giggling. Then I looked down and discovered why. Yep, my fly was down too!!!
2007-11-05 11:04:55
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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I had a ***** at the supermarket when I got the Cascade instead of the Cascade Complete! I've made bigger ones than that, I just can't think of one right now.
2007-11-05 10:55:05
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answer #8
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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On a bus....just two stops before I was to get off Oh and I was 16yrs old at the time lmao
2007-11-05 13:21:01
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answered by Zenlife07 6
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I had the urge to peek just because you said not to.
2007-11-05 11:01:06
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answered by Christina 5
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