Entertainment & Music - 5 November 2007

A man gets up every sunday morning at 6 to go fishing, as he has done every sunday, for the past 30 years. He gets ready and opens the garage door to go out, when he sees that it is pouring down with rain, visous rain, winds strong blowing all the trees about, he stops and thinks, for the first time in 30 years, I'm going to go back to bed, and sleep in late. So he goes in, his wife is still in bed and hasn't seen him, he undresses and climbs back in,

" terible storm out there" he says

The wife says "I know, and my husbands out fishing in it".

2007-11-05 11:56:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i mean like usually not like 'well, i go to bed at 10:00 on Mondays and 12:00 on Fridays', I just want an average

2007-11-05 11:56:20 · 36 answers · asked by the answerer of questions 4 in Polls & Surveys

is looking forward to seeing all those cute christmas cartoons like rudolph and frosty and santa claus is coming to town and a charlie brown christmas..Im totally exicited about it tell me what is your favorite christmas cartoon special.

2007-11-05 11:56:18 · 15 answers · asked by shy_bell80 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:56:00 · 10 answers · asked by magnolia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:55:55 · 15 answers · asked by Zardoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have bought 45 jars of vaseline and have rubbed them all over...i feel glamorous....wonders how long before somone will notice my glow

2007-11-05 11:55:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:55:18 · 26 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

what did the chinese man say when he got a black baby?????
som tin rong
i now it is mestup but do not judge me on that

2007-11-05 11:54:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I need to know everything about starting to play guitar and take lessons. Should I start with acoustic, and move on to electric. I LOVE rock music, but my brother has been playing guitar for about 5 to 6 years and he said that it is very helpful to start with acoustic. How long should I practice for everyday? How long do you think it will take for me to get good? I am a very fast learner and if I put my mind to it I can get VERY good at something (guitar hero for an example hahaha...).

Thank you so much for all answers! I need to know everything.

2007-11-05 11:53:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Are you a wonderer and/or a day dreamer? =)

-♥-
If life gives you lemons, make *LeMoNaDe*

2007-11-05 11:53:51 · 49 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:53:35 · 15 answers · asked by Demonic 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde brunette and a red head were walkign down a street when they found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and said u will have to climb one hundred stairs every ten stairs someone will tell u a joke but u cannot laugh. the red ehad got to the tenth stair and laughed the brunette made if to the 20th stair and laughed the blonde made it to the 99 stair and started cracking up.the person said why are u laughing i didnt even tell the joke yet.the blonde replies i just got the first joke.

2007-11-05 11:53:19 · 11 answers · asked by Lexy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 11:53:13 · 24 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am getting ready to work out.
I am going to do Pilates.

Wanna join me? I guarantee if you do, you will feel GGREAT afterwards!!!!

2007-11-05 11:52:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think JoJo did because it can't be possible to have the same song.

2007-11-05 11:52:29 · 5 answers · asked by annabaysweetie 2 in Celebrities

Ghandi, Einstein, the Beatles, your mom?

And why?

2007-11-05 11:51:54 · 13 answers · asked by moontrikle 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:50:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.... Stinky-Pinky !!!!!

2007-11-05 11:50:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

its the 1st thing i do!!!!

gotta keep those little shts clean!!!

=]

2007-11-05 11:50:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What level are you on?

2007-11-05 11:50:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:50:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-05 11:49:07 · 3 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

Driving Test:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round...

2007-11-05 11:48:55 · 10 answers · asked by Micky G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm wondering what the name of this song is and who the artist is. I know it goes: Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?

And something else like that. Please answers. ^.^

2007-11-05 11:48:21 · 2 answers · asked by queenie8393 1 in Other - Music

the ones he did for Ebony Magazine? I think he looks amazing! What do you think?

2007-11-05 11:48:17 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

enny, enny, bo-benny, Banana-fana fo-fenny, Fee-fi mo-menny, enny!
^^ thats how it goes^^

I think it is a song by Eminem, but I'm not completely sure.. any help?

2007-11-05 11:48:04 · 4 answers · asked by donthate581 1 in Other - Music

2007-11-05 11:45:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-11-05 11:45:58 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a blonde walks into an electronics store, and she says to the sales guy"i'd like to buy that TV up there"
he replies "sorry, we don't sell to blondes"
she stomps off, and goes to the salon to dye her hair brown.
she goes back, and says to the guy " i'd like that TV up there" he says " sorry we don't sell to blonds"
she asks "how did you know i'm really a blond?"
that's not a TV, it's a microwave

here's another:
A blond, a brunette, and a red head are on a cannibal island.
they tell them, if you can stick 10 pieces of fruit up your but, you can go free.
the red head uses cherries, gets to 8, but then stops because it hurt.
the brunette uses grapes, gets to 9, but starts to laugh really really hard.
when up in heaven the red head asks the brunette " why did you start laughing you could've made ti"
she repies " i saw the blond trying to use pineapples.

2007-11-05 11:45:45 · 15 answers · asked by HelloHolly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-05 11:45:00 · 4 answers · asked by Arienna C 1 in Other - Television