a blonde walks into an electronics store, and she says to the sales guy"i'd like to buy that TV up there"
he replies "sorry, we don't sell to blondes"
she stomps off, and goes to the salon to dye her hair brown.
she goes back, and says to the guy " i'd like that TV up there" he says " sorry we don't sell to blonds"
she asks "how did you know i'm really a blond?"
that's not a TV, it's a microwave
here's another:
A blond, a brunette, and a red head are on a cannibal island.
they tell them, if you can stick 10 pieces of fruit up your but, you can go free.
the red head uses cherries, gets to 8, but then stops because it hurt.
the brunette uses grapes, gets to 9, but starts to laugh really really hard.
when up in heaven the red head asks the brunette " why did you start laughing you could've made ti"
she repies " i saw the blond trying to use pineapples.
2007-11-05 11:45:45 · 15 answers · asked by HelloHolly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAH! ROFLLL! HAHAH oh yess your getting a star. wooh great joke
2007-11-05 11:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by harrypotter addict 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's the star
2007-11-05 12:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, my friend told me the first one but never heard the last one, i love blond jocks and yet I'm a blond lol.
you get a star. :) :)
2007-11-05 12:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by zero is not the hero 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the laugh !! The second joke just cracked me up !! I love the blonde jokes, especially because I am a blonde !Have a star !!
2007-11-05 12:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones! 20!
2007-11-05 11:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!! YES! That is sooooo funny! You get a star!!
⥠I hope this helps! â¥
2007-11-06 01:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥pink♥hearts♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Here have your star! *
2007-11-05 11:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Von Von 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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HAHAHA
2007-11-05 12:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by NfBBY♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I think they're both lame.
2007-11-05 12:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Carlos R 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
oh very funny and entertaining!!!LOL
2007-11-05 11:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋