A boyfriend and girlfriend were playing hid and seek in the garden. The girl says, ‘If you can find me, you can lick my f**ny and sh*g me up the a**e. If you can’t find me in the garden shed.
A teenage girl asks her mom, ‘Is it true babies come out of where boys put their p*nis?’ ‘Yes’ says mom. ‘F**kin hell’ says the girl ‘Won’t that break my jaw?’
2007-11-05 10:58:30 · 18 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok guys just trying to laugh
2007-11-05 11:07:47 · update #1
very naughty
2007-11-05 17:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More sophisticated jokes are out there as you get older. These two are ok for growing people.
2007-11-05 11:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-05 21:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
the second one was pretty funny
2007-11-05 11:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by ღIsrael's Mommyღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats funny avitars cute ;)
2007-11-05 11:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha a double-barrel jobby
only one star though buddy
2007-11-05 11:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one wish i could give more than one star that one took me a second
2007-11-05 12:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by half-jaw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tacky and not too funny! Sorry!
2007-11-05 11:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-05 11:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-11-05 21:01:55 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋