I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to there . . . you know what I mean.
So I'm sitting in my room, killing time, with nothing to do, so I figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; let me be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9 first, Sir."
2007-11-05 10:34:00 · 29 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You do like the jokes. Good one Mr GB.
2007-11-08 08:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 10:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Lol
2007-11-05 11:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical!
2007-11-05 10:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by TLW 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
Have a star
2007-11-05 10:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by Pug the Mighty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They dont make em like they used to. Well done that was a good un.
I wonder if anyone has actually done that?
2007-11-05 11:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Excellent one Greybeard.!!!
Put his foot in the deep end, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
2007-11-06 03:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!! I used to work in a hotel - there was some genuine stuff that happened that was very similar to that!!
2007-11-05 10:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Jim C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-05 20:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 04:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋