Entertainment & Music - 3 November 2007

or u happy with who and what u are?

2007-11-03 08:42:55 · 7 answers · asked by cindy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:42:00 · 5 answers · asked by Slick 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:41:14 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

2007-11-03 08:40:44 · 21 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Fill in the gap with one or a few words(personal characteristics). Enjoy answering!

2007-11-03 08:40:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:40:15 · 6 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

What is the except?

2007-11-03 08:39:16 · 15 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

your mom or dad ♥

2007-11-03 08:39:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

asked this before..but took forever to post or nobody answered

2007-11-03 08:38:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:38:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:38:07 · 15 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys

I like that The prodigy - voodoo people (pendulum remix) song. Any more super good songs that have that rock/techno mix?

2007-11-03 08:37:53 · 9 answers · asked by bootoohed 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-03 08:37:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:36:30 · 41 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket!'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

2007-11-03 08:36:19 · 21 answers · asked by Sparkles 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-03 08:36:19 · 7 answers · asked by Manofthewest 5 in Country

My vote goes to this person, please click and check the profile before answering the question
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AtAJrWSP_gqdxBS4KLwpkRnsy6IX;_ylv=3?show=CE4K7kQvaa
For being the most Helpful. Selfless, Loving person on Y!A.
God bless him.

2007-11-03 08:36:12 · 15 answers · asked by R2D2 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:34:07 · 19 answers · asked by meganpie87 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:33:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.


Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.


About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

2007-11-03 08:33:05 · 5 answers · asked by Sparkles 7 in Jokes & Riddles

but now loves him?

I couldnt stand him at first but now I think he's brilliant!!!
who else can get away with wearing a bloody sparkly sequin suit!!!

2007-11-03 08:32:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-03 08:31:45 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why not be honest and just end it?
You both deserve honesty otherwise you have nothing.

2007-11-03 08:31:05 · 11 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys

How did you find out you were mistaken? when was the most recent?

2007-11-03 08:30:37 · 8 answers · asked by Red Phantom 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man and wife are in bed. He f.arts and shouts, "Goal". His wife f.arts and shouts "One all!"
When the score gets to two - all, the man strains so hard he s.hi*s the bed.
His wife says "What the hell was that?" "
Half time - swap sides!"

2007-11-03 08:30:24 · 9 answers · asked by jaybwfc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-03 08:29:57 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

select: hip-hop/rap R&b/soul Reggaeton/latin pop/rock or other. please indicate if you are a guy or a girl.this is for a school math project!!!

2007-11-03 08:29:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does it describe you?Do you think it is true to your case or just a bunch of bull?

2007-11-03 08:29:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"


"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.


Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.


"What happened?"??asked her waiting friend.


"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

2007-11-03 08:28:58 · 16 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Paper t1ts

2007-11-03 08:28:01 · 13 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Jokes & Riddles