A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
2007-11-03 08:36:19 · 21 answers · asked by Sparkles 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I didn't write the damn joke, I am only sending it the way it came to me. Geez.
2007-11-03 08:47:56 · update #1
LMAO!!!
Your a natural.
Good job!
2007-11-03 08:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-03 23:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RofLmao
2007-11-03 15:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by i like saying hi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good but without the momentof silence he farted... ppl will laugh after get your own god damn blanket... but it will be funny either way its up to u
2007-11-03 15:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by hockeyman25158 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I aggree with hockeyman
2007-11-03 15:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-04 00:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like her =]
2007-11-03 15:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by Katelynn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was okay nothing to spectacular.
2007-11-03 15:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by nickfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa thats cutee.
2007-11-03 15:41:29 · answer #9 · answered by kaycool 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao - now that one made me laugh.
2007-11-03 18:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by Neil B Formee ♀ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋