"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
2007-11-03 08:40:44 · 21 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe all your jokes are funny!!!
2007-11-03 08:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by star2012angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning".
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream van hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today
2007-11-03 10:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well those a just a few of the ways you know your getting "old". roflmao
2007-11-03 09:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your last face lift leaves your nipples plastered to your cheeks.
you fart and dust comes out.
2007-11-03 09:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah! Humbug! LOL.
2007-11-03 08:52:54 · answer #5 · answered by Matt D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-03 08:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, roll on old age!
Only joking!.
2007-11-03 08:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old is when what you used to do all night. now takes you all night to do
2007-11-03 09:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-11-03 08:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by Brenno 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, the wrinkle one is my favourite
2007-11-03 10:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by luvnaruto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-03 08:46:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋