Entertainment & Music - 28 October 2007

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of
the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night
off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just
enjoy his evening off.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the
party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there,
as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself
in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him
upstairs, then into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled.

"Jeeves," she said, "take off my dress."

He did this carefully.

"Jeeves," she continued, "take off my stockings and garter."

He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said, "remove my bra and panties."

As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said,
"Jeeves, if I EVER catch you wearing my clothes again, you're sacked!"

2007-10-28 05:26:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Dark Chocolate or White chocolate...?

White for me.

2007-10-28 05:25:08 · 18 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know the Lyrics to 'Im a Beliver' on the Film Shrek?

Does anyone have the FULL Lyrics to 'Im a Beliver' from the movie Shrek?
Thanks.

2007-10-28 05:24:34 · 4 answers · asked by Richard ツ 6 in Lyrics

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whats the silliest thing you been asked?

2007-10-28 05:24:22 · 50 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

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the speech impediment. :-)?

There was a plain, skinny spinster with a speech impediment. She
longed for a man, and used to comfort herself by reading 'respectable'
erotic stories, namely the adventures of great classical gods. This
only made her worse, but one night a strange thing happened.

She dreamed that a big blond naked man came to her bed, ripped off her
long nightgown, and made passionate love to her again and again. In
the morning, as he was about to leave through the window, she begged
him to stay.

"I must return to Valhalla," he boomed, "I'm Thor."

"Tho am I, but wathn't it marvellouth!"

2007-10-28 05:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Survey: What Is Your Favourite Fruit?

Mine is pomegranate :)

2007-10-28 05:23:30 · 33 answers · asked by ThePoloHole 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is a good rock/christian song for myspace?

I like really loud songs(somewhat like screamo).
I especially LOVE the song FAMILY FORCE 5 - LOVE ADDICT, but my friend already has that on her myspace. What is another "screamo/christian/rock song i could put on there. And no bad lyrics please! only christian!

2007-10-28 05:23:04 · 7 answers · asked by SMILE 1 in Rock and Pop

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Is This The Hardest Thing Lil Wayne Has Ever Said Or What!!!!?

STOP, HATIN' ON A N*GGA
THAT IS A WEAK EMOTION, DA LADY OF A N*GGA
'
...I GIVE MY ALL BEHIND DA MIC
BUT YOU COULD NEVER SEE IF YOU SIT BEHIND DA LIGHT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK ME TO WIN THE TITLE FIGHT
BUT IMA WEAR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT SO TIGHT
...
...IM TRYNA BE PO-LITE
BUT YOU BITCHES IN MY HAIR LIKE THE F**KIN' PO-LICE
MY FLOW IS RARE, DES OTHER RAPPERS NICE
DES OTHER RAPPERS BARK, SOME OF 'EM EVEN BITE
BUT IM MUCH MORE BRIGHT, I GIVE DA GAME SIGHT
SO BEFORE YOU DIM DA LIGHT YOU JUST MIGHT MIGHT WANNA.....

(THINK IT OVERRRRRR) (THINK IT OVER) (WOOOOOOOOHOOOOO) (THINK IT OVERRRRR) (THINK IT OVER)

STOP, ANALYSIN' CRITIZISIN'
YOU SHOULD REALIZE WHAT I AM AND START EPITOMIZIN'
CONFIDENT...GOT DA HEART OF DA BIGGEST LION
CONFIDENT...LIKE F**K 'EM ALL PULL OUT MY D*CK 'N RIDE IT.

This is from his recent song, "Gossip".Now lyrically I kno it is not his best work but these lines are pretty meaninful if you look into em careful. They are kinda personal and relate strictly to him.

2007-10-28 05:22:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

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Are you attractive?

2007-10-28 05:21:51 · 25 answers · asked by [AMI] 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Help ME!!!! (Weirdo on Yahoo Answers!!!) I'm starting to feel uneasy..?

Okay... so this guy asked a Q and i aswered saying i didnt agree. he even told us to comment... well then i think he went one my profile... and he started answering abunch of my Qs... calling me really bad names... I was about to report him but at the end of the answer he said "if I get reported SO DO YOU"

And he sent me an even worse email.. that was 50 times worse than the answer...

I was thinking about blocking him.,... and then reporting what he said.... but i wasnt sure if reporting someone ment they couldnt see you Qs anymore.... and i dont wanna stop letting people email me... cuz there's acouple people that i like emailing back and fourth... and i dont wanna stop coming to YAHOO answers...

WHAT SHOULD I DO???

2007-10-28 05:21:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think Y!A makes their own avatars and ask chatty questions just so they can report you?

It's not a conspiracy theory do you think? I think they are setting us up. This question will never make it to post....
lol :)

2007-10-28 05:20:59 · 11 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Now that the Cabbage Patch Kids are all grown up, where have their lives taken them?

Lettuce pray that they have kept a good head on their shoulders.

2007-10-28 05:20:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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can anybody guess my favourite song at the moment ?

2007-10-28 05:19:35 · 24 answers · asked by ★Star Girl★™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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is money the root of all evil?

2007-10-28 05:19:28 · 42 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Flyleaf in concert?

Are they really that lousy is concert. Cause ive heard that they are horrible but i really want to see them!!! She has such an awesome voice on the cd, it would be extremely dissapointing to go and find out they really are horrible. lol Has anyone seem them live to confirm this :)

2007-10-28 05:18:41 · 3 answers · asked by kelly 2 in Rock and Pop

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What question(s) would Elvis ask on here if he were alive?

Let's just have some fun, what do you think he would ask about, he's been gone for so long?

2007-10-28 05:18:35 · 26 answers · asked by Vash 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Electric Guitar Help?

I'm looking into buying an electric guitar, problem is that I don't know which brand to look into. Everyone has different opinions so I never get a straight answer, so can someone give me a brand they use and tell my why they like it. Thanks a lot

2007-10-28 05:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by Xtreme024 1 in Country

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