There was a plain, skinny spinster with a speech impediment. She
longed for a man, and used to comfort herself by reading 'respectable'
erotic stories, namely the adventures of great classical gods. This
only made her worse, but one night a strange thing happened.
She dreamed that a big blond naked man came to her bed, ripped off her
long nightgown, and made passionate love to her again and again. In
the morning, as he was about to leave through the window, she begged
him to stay.
"I must return to Valhalla," he boomed, "I'm Thor."
"Tho am I, but wathn't it marvellouth!"
2007-10-28 05:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brian m - thanx babes have a good day. :-)
2007-10-28 05:34:29 · update #1
Pmsl
What a corker*
2007-10-28 06:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
funny
10/10
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2007-11-02 19:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now isnt that just the story of smila's life pmsl
2016-04-10 23:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wonderful! I must remember that to tell my husband!
He'll no doubt laugh just as much as I am!
Thanks for sharing.
10/10 *
2007-10-28 05:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just had a shower girl and getting dressed for work but you get a *
2007-10-28 05:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is another star in a row!!!
2007-10-28 05:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Corny, but cute lol!
2007-10-28 05:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLdid he only come on thorsdays.
2007-10-28 05:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmao
2007-10-28 07:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good again.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-28 05:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋