Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

2007-10-26 07:01:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Out of your yahoo answers contacts... who is your favorite?

2007-10-26 07:00:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach … and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

10. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

11. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

15. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

16. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

17. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

18. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

19. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

20. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "Roll over, fatty, you're next!"

2007-10-26 07:00:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I got violations for having a question about my homework and my question on wanting people to make me laugh. Come on people are you that bored with your life!!????

2007-10-26 07:00:20 · 11 answers · asked by Random 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 07:00:02 · 5 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm very concerned. There were two outside in the parking lot and Snoozy said it was, "disgusting". WTF???

2007-10-26 06:59:11 · 54 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:58:54 · 37 answers · asked by Mugsy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:55:28 · 15 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is it not enough attention as a child?
Is it they get picked on in school and take it out on us here?
Is it they are dyslexic and maybe they think they are actually giving a thumbs up?

What do you think?

2007-10-26 06:55:27 · 14 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:54:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:54:36 · 19 answers · asked by floppity 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:54:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:52:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:52:08 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you think someone else deserves that title?

2007-10-26 06:51:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/DB_Cooper

2007-10-26 06:51:06 · 5 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Polls & Surveys

Some feel that your underwear are goin to end up in you cra*k anyways so why not wear a thong!
That they dont show panty lines
That they are more comfy
Do you really like thongs?
Guys do you wear thongs?

2007-10-26 06:50:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If not, what would you change?

2007-10-26 06:50:19 · 35 answers · asked by nolongerhere 4 in Polls & Surveys

Has new song lyrics all the latest.
And old songs too.

2007-10-26 06:49:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-10-26 06:48:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On my bosses B-day she asks me what I got for her and I pull my middle finger out of my pocket and tell her not to spend it all in one place?

2007-10-26 06:47:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love peanuts!! Especially peanut M&Ms!

2007-10-26 06:47:10 · 19 answers · asked by TroubleRose 6 in Polls & Surveys

who do you like better or think that's best?

2007-10-26 06:47:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:46:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:45:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering
the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to
me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a
glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

2007-10-26 06:45:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 06:43:38 · 11 answers · asked by bamidélé 4 in Polls & Surveys

i may just sit here and pout

2007-10-26 06:43:31 · 12 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 06:43:18 · 29 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys