There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering
the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to
me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a
glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
2007-10-26 06:45:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha thats funny heres one fo u :Nun in a bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun.
He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says.
"I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves.
Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get her in the sack."
The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon.
The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some.
The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you."
She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ***."
The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever.
After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "Surprise I'm the guy on the bus."
With that the nun turns around and says, "Surprise I'm the bus driver.
2007-10-26 15:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 nuns visit the pastor and watch for to furnish their confessions. As a set of alternative nuns wait via the holy water dispenser Nun#a million is going in and says "Father forgive me for I truly have sinned, I gave a guy a hand activity." the daddy says to her"go wash your palms in holy water. Nun#2 is going in and says "Father forgive me for I truly have sinned, I gave a guy a hand activity." the daddy says to her "go wash your palms in holy water. on a similar time as the third nun is going in the different 2 start up washing their palms in embarassment. The third nun comes back to connect them and says "pass over I could desire to offer myself an enema."
2016-12-15 09:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by meran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Now that made me laugh alot because it's true.
2007-10-26 07:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by DiNozzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..........you promised me you wouldn't repeat that story!!!!
Do you think the priest figured out that I'm not Catholic yet? ;)
2007-10-26 08:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by Sleepys Gal 666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn straight it will! hehehe LOL =D
2007-10-26 08:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like it.... very much... that's a hoot.
2007-10-26 08:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh. Ha, ha.
2007-10-26 06:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was good....
2007-10-26 06:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋