Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2007

Or are you just too cool to be weird? I, for one, am in weird mode today. :)

2007-10-22 09:40:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 09:39:04 · 55 answers · asked by sophia100 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 09:38:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

It goes something like, I wanna be a rockstar, a rockstar! lol idk, but who sings it?

2007-10-22 09:38:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

How is it Going ☼

2007-10-22 09:38:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the misses that I would be home by midnight... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, considering my drunken state, to have escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in, so I told her 12 o'clock.
Whew! Got away with that one!
She then said that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she explained, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times,said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice, then giggled.`

2007-10-22 09:38:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And the Yahoo bot suggested I ask this in the Pets category....

2007-10-22 09:37:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a collection of pens. I have pink ones, glittery ones, fluffy ones and ones that light up when you write with them.

2007-10-22 09:37:25 · 23 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 09:36:53 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a sow-sow job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

2007-10-22 09:36:24 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Three dead blue whales have washed up & now the fires.

2007-10-22 09:36:14 · 5 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Polls & Surveys

i love french fries im eating some right now mmm there yummy lol whats ur fav. type im eating theses zesties and there really good =]

2007-10-22 09:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is a band with a british/euro sound that is in the style of coldplay, keane, the bravery, franz ferdinand, etc.?

2007-10-22 09:36:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

On the first day of creation God created the cat.
-On the second day God created man to serve the cat.
-On the third day God created all the animals of earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
-On the fourth day God created honest toil so man could labor for the good of the cat.
-On the fifth day God created the sparkle ball so the cat might or might not play with it.
-On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and man broke.
-On the seventh day God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.

2007-10-22 09:35:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What if anything does your vehicle choice say about you. (Kind or color)

I drive a black Cadillac Eldorado... hmm.. wonder what that says about me...

2007-10-22 09:35:24 · 7 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 09:35:11 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Oh well, that nuclear reactor pretty much runs it's self

2007-10-22 09:34:58 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Castor Troy(faceoff), Tony Montana, and Mr. - Mrs. Smith

2007-10-22 09:34:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's finally raining.

2007-10-22 09:34:26 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it.
The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog.
The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"
"That will be $330." the vet replied.
"I don't believe it!" screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330?"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."

2007-10-22 09:33:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-22 09:33:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 09:32:28 · 34 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-22 09:32:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hehe, Lets You What You Figure Out!

2007-10-22 09:32:04 · 67 answers · asked by ~(•¿•)~™ 2 in Polls & Surveys

New York and New Jersey and Texas are contenders. Opinions?

2007-10-22 09:31:35 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

personally, i use :)
its a force of habit.
but i like the =]
how bout u?

2007-10-22 09:31:32 · 10 answers · asked by SS_yahoogirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

If so do you like that person?

If not do you want to?

2007-10-22 09:31:32 · 9 answers · asked by Bee Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

I turn 30 on Nov 5th, only 2 more weeks, who wants to come to the casino and celebrate?

2007-10-22 09:30:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I definitely am!!

2007-10-22 09:30:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

someone asked a question about if anyone liked her avatar and her avatar was naked hahaha. it got deleted right away but i thought it was funny.

2007-10-22 09:30:29 · 20 answers · asked by Ashley 6 in Polls & Surveys