A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it.
The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog.
The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"
"That will be $330." the vet replied.
"I don't believe it!" screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330?"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
2007-10-22 09:33:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
I can see why a cat scan is very expensive, lol.!!!
10/10 for an Excellent joke.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-22 16:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 16:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new version of a cat scan. lmao lol
2007-10-22 16:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
dear bloodddY CAT
have a star
2007-10-23 03:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 18:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. a star
2007-10-23 04:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so so funny lol
2007-10-22 16:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard a different version, but yours is good, pmsl
starred
2007-10-22 17:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yep i found that funny lol
2007-10-22 16:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by xx glad to be ere xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that....just like BUPA !!!!lol
2007-10-22 16:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by Rebel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋