Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the misses that I would be home by midnight... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, considering my drunken state, to have escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in, so I told her 12 o'clock.
Whew! Got away with that one!
She then said that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she explained, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times,said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice, then giggled.`
2007-10-22 09:38:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, saw carpy's answer, and he must be hiding it from me, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-22 11:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not the first time I've heard it. But the thing about a really good joke is that it keeps on giving. The classics will always deliver you a good laugh, no matter how many times you hear them. Thanks for refreshing my memory on this one.
2007-10-23 00:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-22 09:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2007-10-22 09:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol halarious omg thats the best joke ive hurd in quiet a while star 4 u again nice 1 u just made my day
2016-04-09 22:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 2 funny
2007-10-22 09:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Sung 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 09:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that one
2007-10-22 09:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lil Tamika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cuckoo clock does that as well
2007-10-22 09:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's funny in a cute way.
2007-10-22 09:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by theloverofwords 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋