My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a sow-sow job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
2007-10-22 09:36:24 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well at least you're better off than me, I donated my brain to science. They sent a note saying
" Thank you for your donation. We hope to breed a peanut for old people from the rare nut you provided us. Its squishy consistency is just what the old timers need. Thank you once again"
2007-10-23 00:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My old government teacher would love this. He has a dry sense of humor...it's hilarious because he's probably in his late 60's or early 70's, and he's still sharp as a tack!
2007-10-22 16:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tried to work in a jeans factory but they fired me 'cause I was a slacker.
2007-10-22 19:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by alreadyenuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahaaaaaaaa, a couple of groaners jim...but still feckin funny mate.
2007-10-23 07:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10!
2007-10-22 16:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-22 16:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. im gonna have to write them down cos i cant remember ANYTHING but this is just too funny to miss. a star for you. =D
2007-10-22 18:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by midnightorange 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is my kind of humor!!!
PS. Being a tailor would be a sew-sew job.
2007-10-22 19:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good ones. I wanted to be a gardener, but I was too much of a weed to do it!!
:-)))
2007-10-22 18:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved this
tryin to think of some thing else
i might be bk
2007-10-22 16:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by xx glad to be ere xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋