Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2007

2007-10-19 03:44:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-10-19 03:43:04 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At dawn the telephone rings:
'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your dog died.
'My dog? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'
'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that dog. What did he die from?'
'From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod'
'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'
'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'
'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'
'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'
'Are you insane? What water cart?'
'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor'
'Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?'
'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire'
'What the hell??.... Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!!
'Yes Senor Rod.'
'But there's electricity at the house!!!
'What was the candle for?'
'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'
'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!'
'Your wife's, Senor Rod... She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver.'
SILENCE........ LONG SILENCE...............



'Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep ****!

2007-10-19 03:42:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and still be in the shower in my avatar?

2007-10-19 03:41:37 · 14 answers · asked by hrpuffandstuff2 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:40:47 · 18 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you also answer?

2007-10-19 03:38:57 · 26 answers · asked by Neil B Formee ♀ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:38:28 · 54 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:38:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-10-19 03:38:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:36:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it just me or is the world going to the dogs!!!!

2007-10-19 03:36:22 · 4 answers · asked by Lexus Luthor 3 in Soap Operas

I think I need one

2007-10-19 03:33:20 · 23 answers · asked by Hornet One 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:32:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:32:16 · 25 answers · asked by Helen 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:31:14 · 6 answers · asked by majboori 1 in Movies

2007-10-19 03:31:09 · 32 answers · asked by Closed 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hey there, I need a selection of clips of people drinking in bars, people hungover, etc, for a project. Does anyone know any films that have lots of scenes of drinking? Thankyou!

2007-10-19 03:29:39 · 15 answers · asked by Jamie W 2 in Movies

Cisco is it for me. She had to clear her fans so readd her if you like.

2007-10-19 03:27:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

well, it comes on tonight!
yay,
i cant wait!
i absolutly love that show!

does anyone else think that
Matt Sarrason is really hot?
or is it just me!?
ahaha

2007-10-19 03:27:43 · 3 answers · asked by Lola S 1 in Drama

I have a good collection of audio cassettes which includes old rare songs and ghazals. I want to convert these songs in the mp3/ CD. Is there any software or programme which may serve my purpose ? From where can I get it ?

2007-10-19 03:27:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-10-19 03:26:27 · 19 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:26:03 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:26:02 · 31 answers · asked by SMacG 3 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-19 03:25:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

by the dog adoption agency for starting all the controversy and putting the agency's people at risk of violence?

2007-10-19 03:25:16 · 8 answers · asked by me 4 in Celebrities

2007-10-19 03:25:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-19 03:24:36 · 20 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just opened my candy bar and there's a love poem in it!!!!
Seriously! Inside the wrapper it says~

The fountains mingle with the river. And the rivers with the ocean.The winds of heaven mix for ever, with sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single, All things by law divine. In one another's being mingle-Why not I with thine?
See the mountains kiss the high heavens, And the waves clasp one another; No sister-flower would be forgiven, If it disdain'd its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea-What are all these kissings worth, If thou kiss not me?

Is that kind of strange???What a sweet candy bar......to bad I'm still going to eat it!

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen written on the inside of a package?

2007-10-19 03:24:17 · 4 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

where I can find them?

Thank you

2007-10-19 03:24:06 · 2 answers · asked by ilmmte 1 in Other - Entertainment

i told you Saturday is our naked day..

2007-10-19 03:23:56 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys