Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2007

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

2007-10-18 06:31:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did Y!A hire a lot more people for its VN team?

It only seems to take 2-3 minutes to get a violation notice now. And, yes, they're still for innocent questions...

2007-10-18 06:30:57 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone remember Xena??? (was is a hit in the US???)?

Such a brilliant show!!!!

Why the hell wasn't it huge?!!
Extremely underated... (comepared to the likes of buffy)... best tv series i'd say in the history of television!!! lol

Influenced so many other TV shows, and films (if you do your research)... yet hardly anyone i know has heard of it...

WHYWHYWHY???

(was it big in america??... im thinking maybe its just where i live)

2007-10-18 06:30:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you remember the days when MTV actually played music????

2007-10-18 06:30:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Harry Potter versus Michael Myers...who would win?

2007-10-18 06:29:16 · 22 answers · asked by ciroc 1 in Movies

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Poll: Coke or Pepsi?

Thank you friends. ♥

2007-10-18 06:28:40 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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the dirty dishes?

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE ******* DISHES"

2007-10-18 06:27:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does the slightest insult, criticism, or put-down make you depressed?

2007-10-18 06:27:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if.................?

earth is about to vanish , where u are going to move?

2007-10-18 06:27:23 · 14 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you good at putting fluff on the bread?

I always tear the bread my kids hate me

2007-10-18 06:27:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Take aim. lol?

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

2007-10-18 06:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you harbor fond memories of an older lover who?

taught you how to be the tiger or tigress you've become in the bedroom ?

2007-10-18 06:25:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who else has good news??

Doesn't it make your bad day disappear when you hear some really kick@ss news?!

YIIIIIPPPPPPEEEE!!

2007-10-18 06:23:47 · 3 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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can any one know a site i can download PDF versions of tintin comics for free?

2007-10-18 06:23:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anan 2 in Comics & Animation

Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2007

Can I ask you a question?

What is your favorite Peanut Butter?

Do you wanna get married and run away?

Please will you pinch a star from the sky to brighten my heart?

Do you ever feel attracted to a certain Really Bad Boy on here some days?

What are you curious about?

Did you know Whoopi Goldberg has had at least six abortions?

What does "LEAVE PARADISE ...PUT UP A PARKING LOT" mean....??

POLL whats your happy thought???

Tell me why I don't like Moondays?

Who thought that duct tape was "duck" tape?

Look around the corner, and you'll see_______________?

xtra large condoms?