Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE ******* DISHES"
2007-10-18 06:27:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You got a star for that one. I LOVE IT.
2007-10-18 06:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, have even closed the door to the kitchen so no one could see them! Most people hide their daily dishes in a dishwasher, when you open it, yuck it smells. My Husband used to do renovations, he once worked at a place where they had no cupboards for dishes. They had two dishwashers and all their dishes went into them. So, some dishes were dirty and others clean.
2016-05-23 09:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-18 06:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-20 23:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-18 14:21:30 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
keep them coming
2007-10-18 06:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-10-18 06:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by rams 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-18 06:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wicked i love it thankyou for making me laugh have a star!!!
2007-10-18 08:19:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed out loud at that one, brilliant.
2007-10-18 07:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋