A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
2007-10-18 06:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A dick head shot, loved it.
2007-10-18 07:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story.
Never cheat on a gun store clerks wife..
2007-10-18 14:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-21 07:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a different version then i've heard but still good
and worth a star
2007-10-18 13:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another star is born!!!
2007-10-18 13:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-10-18 16:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Emma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice1
2007-10-18 13:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by Psssttt!!Over here!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.very funny.
2007-10-18 14:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont speak with your mouthful.lol
2007-10-18 13:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-18 13:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋